Prostaticus

Prostaticus is the primary lawful good deity of Phallica. Prostaticus is widely worshiped, primarily by the Cult of Prostaticus and the Battle Nuns of Prostaticus. He is widely known for his focus on order and the good of all, and his influence has been confirmed within the world.

History
The first visual records of Prostaticus were dated to some time during the First Era. A multitude of artwork attributed to the Old Ones often depicted a large figure above a collection of humanoids, seeming to watch over them. Temples and other structures of religious significance were discovered, and within them more artwork and what seemed to be holy writing were found. From what mages could decipher, the texts named an entity known as "Prostaticus," one that the Old Ones had a strong affinity for.

As the Second Era progressed, various races began to worship a deity that they called the "god of order" or "god of good." When the races convened and formed the Phallica Alliance, they realized Phallicans were worshiping the same god. Mages later discovered and conducted research on the Old Ones, and the current idea of Prostaticus was established.

Influence
Although some deities are worshiped without proof of existence, Prostaticus has proven himself to be influential on multiple occasions. The most significant occurrence of Prostaticus's influence was during the Great War, in which Prostaticus appeared before in the form of a blinding white light the human king [REDACTED] and, in a buttery smooth voice, selected the king as his Champion. King [REDACTED] was then imbued with a great deal of power. Mage studies confirmed this power was sourced from the King becoming sudden immense magical conduit, extremely similar to the magic within the relics of the Old Ones. Since the fall of King [REDACTED] and the end of the Great War, Prostaticus has not chosen another champion, but his influence remains in lesser events. Some of these include:
 * A woman in Florida prayed her children would stop being eaten by alligators. Her children have yet to be consumed by alligators.
 * When a man's family was harassed by the Douchebags, he set out on a crusade to slaughter all members of a camp. Realizing he was merely a farmer, he knew he could not do it alone. He prayed to Prostaticus for an answer, and, seconds later, a mysterious chest appeared at his front door, containing a multitude of weapons. The farmer was mercilessly slaughtered because he did not know how to use any of the weapons he received.